Declaration of Virtual Independence

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one Blogger to dissolve the political bands which have connected him with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal--some more equal than others--and that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men. --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Blogger to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government in cyberspace, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

I, therefore, the Blogger Miles do solemnly publish and declare that this corner of cyberspace, Milestopia, is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent, and that it is Absolved from all Allegiance to the Obama Administration and any policies or practices pertaining to federal, state, or local government, popular American culture, or American business that shall be deemed as Stupid.

And in the process do make my profile picture portray me as being shredded.